Scroll to the bottom of your Facebook page where it says in little blue letters, "English (US)." or "German", or wahtever you selected. Click on it. When the language box pops up, click on the arrow next to "English (US) and select "English (Pirate)." When you've stoppe...(tharr be more)d l...(tharr be more)aughing, paste this as your status.